chode

a chode is a penis that is defined by being thicker than it is long (like a tuna can) and can also be used as an offence.

(2people bithcing about bob)
barry: that bob stinks of BO
Tony: yeah! he's a rite chode!

beth: mary slept with matty and she said he had a chode lol!!
megan: OMG REALLY!!!i have 2 tell sum ppl!

by Callum Talbot December 1, 2007

chode smoker

person who goes around giving any one they find a rim job. or describe some one who is a looser.

That dude carson daily who runs shit ass TRL on MTV is a total chode smoker.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

chodder

A terrible spelling mistake made by a good friend of mine. Supposed to be "chowder".

ie: clam CHOWDER

Who wants some chodder?

by the magikal leprechaun August 30, 2005

chode

a penis fatter than its length

Greg Russell (Buckey) has a massive diner plate size chode. Greg Russell is such a CHODE

by chode inc. December 9, 2002

Chode

its not the skin between ur dumass and balls its a cock that is wider than it is long

Phantom has a 1 inch chode.

by not a dumass who thinks a chode is a taint May 15, 2003

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long
3x1

Darius is a chode-like figure. He has patches of afro that look like chodes. He dances around while saying in a high toned voice "I am a chode". (really)

by Friend of Chode (Seriously, we can talk to chodes. May 17, 2003

chode

A perfectly adorable cross between a fluffy rabbit and a cute puppy.

Awww, mommyyyyyy look at the cute little chode!

by fwuffy wuv July 5, 2003