Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

Brown Bubbler

When someone inserts booze into their asshole and another person licks up the shot as he or she farts.

You wanna do a brown bubbler?

by Candy Thomson February 14, 2015

Sagging Brown

The act of shitting your pants

I was sagging Brown when mom walked in on me.

by Sagging brown July 8, 2015

Brown Snowstorm

The act of shitting on another person usually for sexual pleasure, much like a golden shower.

It is intensified if the person giving has a bad case of violent diarrhoea.

I had a spicy chicken curry last night, down for a brown snowstorm?

by ChitBaker90 October 7, 2016

osmosis brown

My girlfriend's dogs friggin name

Osmosis brown stop shitting on the floor

by Tater Hoss January 13, 2017

Brown cloud

When a child or adult has diarrhea or a liquid shit in a pool. Names a brown cloud because the shit disperses in the water like a blood. Lifeguards commonly associate them with an AFR (accidental fecal release).

Lifeguard 1: we need to clear the pool.
Lifeguard 2: what why?
Lifeguard 1:we had another AFR. It was. Brown cloud.

Lifeguard 2:damn it children.

by LifeguardDudeOnDuty November 30, 2015