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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023
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Bloody honeymoon

Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
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Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 7, 2020
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Bloodie

A mix between a Blanket, and a Hoodie.
Thank you so much for my bloodie, its so big and cozy!
by Jeets.hd February 23, 2024
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Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.
John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”
by Dadrooski February 1, 2024
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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
I’ll have a Bloody Donald, extra spicy! Yum yum! 😋
by Stegner February 18, 2024
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Bloody Mary

Here is your bloody mary
by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016
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