Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.

Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!

by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022

beach flower

when you lose your virginity on a beach

“Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his beach flower!”

by newo July 28, 2023

cocoa beach virgin

Having only one child , knows the father of the child and had never been a stripper

I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity

by Triplej4y August 1, 2021

beach boney

Zamboni for the beach

That beach boney is really good at cleaning sand

by Sassabrass March 5, 2018

Beach Cruiser

An American knockoff of a Dutch bicycle

I saw a beach cruiser on the beach.
He bought a beach cruiser to start riding to work.

by fietsen December 24, 2018

Beach

Where the snow meets water or the parking lot. A common aprés spot to regroup with friends under a chillass spring/summer blue sky afternoon

808-moke: e brah want go beach afta this run?
808-chopsticks: Shoots! Hana hou gurl. Last RUuuuuun cheeeuu
Calidude: Sweet! I already got all my lines in. Let's tailgate at my truck yo!
Snowsurfer: Don't forget the poke, I buried it in the treewell!
808-moke: Beers and pupus, cannot wait fo talk story, see you on teh beach!
Calidude: fosho! I'll pull out the beach chairs

by mainland_pidgin February 29, 2020

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018