Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

fried p

when you stick your male genitalia in a deep frier

ouch i just stuck my penis in a deep frier. dude now you have a fried p.

by outout123 October 28, 2013

Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 04, 2021

Fried chicken taco

When a Mexican and a black person are in the missionary position during sex

Baby let’s go eat sum fried chicken tacos 😈

by Dannyduncanlover March 26, 2022

Foreskin fries

French fries men use to fish for pussy

Put french fries under your skin and get in the bath to go fishing with foreskin fries

by Cody5050 February 08, 2023

fried jesus

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Bitch on Fries

A negative phrase conveying someone is out of their mind.

Don't mess with Mrs. Smith because she is a bitch on fries when she gets mad.
Nah, she didn't do anything. Bitch on fries today, I guess.

by BlyLomdi October 24, 2024