the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.

i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!

by louietheboxer April 3, 2010

Clam Bake

A group of lesbians having sex in a sauna.

That was the best clam bake of my life last night.

Hey do you want to join in on a clam bake with Sarah and I?

by trevskies August 2, 2012

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.

Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.

by Noentry October 17, 2022

half-bake it

half-baked, half-baking

To quit using marijuana or any other drug to please, keep or get back a lover (Note: derived from the ending of the film Half Baked)

After I half-baked it, my girlfriend and I have had sex more often.

I half-baked it for John.

Will you half-bake it for me?

I am half-baking it to save my marriage.

by Ereck Flowers December 18, 2010

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021