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Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'
"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"
by Bivop July 28, 2016
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wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.
Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.
by joelster7455 December 1, 2015
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Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.
jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!
by tudunk December 16, 2015
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Arelis

Beautiful and confident girl . She’s always the shy and quiet one but loves to live on the wild side . If you do fun stuff she will too and she has a warm heart, and gives really good advice to friends that are hurting .She’s the type that gets hurt and will hurt you even worse and in the worst ways . People misjudge her for the nice one but wait until you see her mean side .
Arelis is a really pretty and confident girl .
by Lincoln.M November 25, 2018
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Ars

The usual ars wears adidas pants, adidas shirt and adidas hat. He says noder all the time with vodka bottle and every 3 miniuts he spits for everywhere
The idiot guy is ars
by Bakalz November 12, 2018
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Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.
Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!
by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019
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Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.
Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.
by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019
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