Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.

Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.

by joelster7455 December 1, 2015

Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

Arelis

Beautiful and confident girl . She’s always the shy and quiet one but loves to live on the wild side . If you do fun stuff she will too and she has a warm heart, and gives really good advice to friends that are hurting .She’s the type that gets hurt and will hurt you even worse and in the worst ways . People misjudge her for the nice one but wait until you see her mean side .

Arelis is a really pretty and confident girl .

by Lincoln.M November 25, 2018

Ars

The usual ars wears adidas pants, adidas shirt and adidas hat. He says noder all the time with vodka bottle and every 3 miniuts he spits for everywhere

The idiot guy is ars

by Bakalz November 12, 2018

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G April 19, 2018