f my v

an abbreviated version of basically saying "f*ck you." this can often be used as a comeback to "s my d" (an abbreviated version of suck my d*ck)

Dylan: yo, s my d
Erica: you know what? f my v!

by notelpats September 5, 2009

F/A/S/T

Used in certain "Right Leaning" political groups online. Deceptively not an acronym, the meaning literally is to go faster because one wishes to accelerate to the inevitable "Collapse". After which comes the rebuilding of the traditional structures of society (but with technology and spirituality/magic perfectly integrated).

Then to call anything F/A/S/T means it has any of these concept implicit in it. I.e. a picture of a knight/samurai but holding a machine gun. Or really anything with an archeofuturist aesthetic.

Bruh did you read the manifesto of the recent school shooter? It was F/A/S/T as F*ck!

by Captainwillies December 16, 2019

Ford F-450

A large pickup truck brought by men with penis size insecurities, flat-chested women, or people who need to tow shit. A common sight in places where people wear cowboy hats to the grocery store.

Mr. T. Weenie and Mrs. Flat, who live down the street, own a Ford F-450.

by E hates Q August 12, 2019

d-in' my f

pronounced "dee-ing my eff", as one would pronounce the letters "d" and "f". used to shorten the phrase "dicking my f-ck", which means to screw someone over.

scene is as such: you're trying to turn left in the left-turn only lane, and the guy in front of you is trying to get over to keep going straight, but traffic won't allow him in, so you're stuck behind him with no way of doing anything because the idiot isn't moving at all.
"ahhhh quit d-in' my f!"
alternately, try "don't d my f, south carolina!" (reffering to license plate)

by matt gauck January 20, 2007

Mother Ass F

It's like saying, "Fuck Me", but usually referring to a fucked up situation and not yourself, even if you screwed up.

Trying to open a jar of peppers. You banged the lid with the back of a knife, ran it under hot water and yet nothing gets it open. Out of anger and wanting to throw the jar across the room, one exclaims, "Mother Ass F, this is one fucking hard jar to open!"

by Oahn August 13, 2010

Weezy f Baby

Weezy f baby

lil Wayne aka Weezy has gay sex with his record label manager whose name is baby.

Lil Wayne is trying to tell the world that he is a raging homosexual.

Lil Wayne: Weezy f baby.
audience: Wayne! You fucked baby!
Lil Wayne: Yeah, he's me record label manager. What else am I supposed to do with him.
audience: You and Birdman are fucking faggots.

by DatshitTrue December 30, 2011

F Bomb Retard

Phrase that indicating ones stupidity and imaturity by refusing to used the word "fuck"
Substituting swearing for ridiclous infantile phrases instead .
Also watch out for "gosh almighty"
"Go straight to Heck"
"Oh sugar"

"oh Poo"

"wow thats a lots of F bombs ,sir"

"Its actually pronounced FUCK you cowardly F Bomb Retard"

by dregj December 31, 2011