Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.

Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.

by How Be February 14, 2017

Zombie

The lack of expression and or reaction to anything, or the act of being numb

Jitts walking around like zombies

by Zoeboy_clothing September 21, 2020

Anime Zombies

People who force friends , family and colleagues to watch anime

Did you also got infected by these anime zombies

by Ash97 September 30, 2023

Zombie

(A new thought, on an old word, bare with me)

It can be, a person, of sound mind and body, hooked in to social media, unaware of the world around them....and from lack of planning, will walk around hunting and killing other healthy humans for food, during trying time or emergency. (2121 pandemic/ war?)

What's your plan when SHTF

God Bless America

Holy funk, It just hit me like a ton of bricks. That those peppers use the word "zombie" to describe someone who is stuck with their head in their smartphone, wandering around almost oblivious to what's going on around them....a d because of where the "zombies" live, they can't hunt for food other than other humans.

Just think back, and think about it.....what the hell else could these crazy mofo (or not so crazy) mofo's mean.

I mean if they were planning to hunt other humans, that would be an act of domestic terrorism...so they call them zombies to avoid people who're zombies thinking they're crazy

by Renna Hocaluk, your Dad loves January 14, 2021

Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain

Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie

by eef_q June 13, 2024

Icky Zombie

When a man finishes on their partners eyes. Afterwards the man doesn’t get their partner a towel and they watch the person meander around with their arms out, resembling a zombie or undead creature

1-Dude what happened to Stacy

2- she broke up with me after I gave her the ole icky zombie

by This is not pudding June 13, 2019

zombie dump

when one strains making noises akin to a zombie while deficating.

I can hear Jazmyne in the bathroom taking a wicked zombie dump.

by Dr. Dre Denido May 3, 2015