cest le zombie

he is a cool man and he gives me money so that i can do more!!!!

yes

Hey, has cest le zombie given us the kidneys yet?
Yeah! He got around to it yesterday!

by Spit 2 March 8, 2021

zombie cap

An object when worn makes one do stupid things.

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?

Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!

by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

N00b Zombie

The monsters of a 'horror' video created by Shelby Simpson(Radical) and Kendra Powell(KenDino) of Gaiaonline.com.
A n00b zombie is basically a mindless n00b that eats gaian flesh.

"Go away you n00b zombie!!"(uugh.. Braains..)
"N00B ZOMBIES ARE COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

by Shelbeh!! October 16, 2008

Delayed zombie

Someone that is neurologically tortured and purposefully delayed so they don't develop or get to experience life fully and are almost always tortured and have no control over their own body because of masochistic sadism. They don't even get to experience euphoria and are manipulated and kill themselves usually by age 30.

She's a delayed zombie you can dip your stick anytime they don't actually count at people.

by anonymous April 5, 2022

Text zombie

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.

This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.

by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

by beamguru August 8, 2025

fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.

dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.

by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012