janky yankee

Cracked out back ally giving a hand job up north

I'm going up to Lois's house for a "janky yankee"

by Soulfulofdeath June 10, 2024

Downtown Yankee

When you or your partner grabs onto your penis, and stuffs it into your rectum (Putting it downtown) whilst you finger your partners rectum (downtown)

Man, last night was crazy when my partner had diarrhea during our Downtown Yankee. It got in my eye!

by Dr cooch sniffer July 23, 2024

Yacolt Yank

A term used when removing a stuck vehicle very aggressively, using a chain, cable or rope. Usually resulting in either the vehicle being removed or causing damage. Essentially the vehicle pulling will punch the gas while trying to remove the stuck one.

Randy got his Ford stuck in a ditch and I gave him the ol' Yacolt Yank to get him out !

by StihlSlinger August 14, 2024

Angry Yankee

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.

“I turned that girl, red, white, and blue when I gave her an angry Yankee!”

“Wtf is wrong with you”

by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

Stank Yank

Masterbaiting while taking a shit

I was in the bathroom and got the urge.. so I did a stank yank and took care of it

by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025

Mud Yankee

Someone claiming to be from the south, but is from a state above the Mason Dixon line. Typically drives a lifted Silveraido. Not usually seen in any woods or southern states.

Yur not from the south boy you aint never crossed the Mason Dixon line. Yur just a Mud Yankee.

by Secir December 8, 2025