Now were cookin

Now were cookin is just another way of saying "now that's what I'm talking about" that I came up with.

Tim received his money and replied with "Now were cookin."

by therealralber July 2, 2016

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

werepunk

n., a punk that suddenly grows a lot of facial hair

Yikes! What happened to Jimmy? Oh my gawd! He's turned into a werepunk! Run!

by roger the fabricator February 10, 2004

Werenigga

Werenigga: noun
A humanoid beast with the characteristics of an adult African American, whom used to be Caucasian. The state of being a werenigga only lasts 3 nights a month, when the moon is fullest. Symptoms of nyginthropy are; craving fried chicken, watermelon, malt liquor, weed, hip hop/rap music, krump dancing, stealing bikes or cars, and/or saggy pants. When one transitions into a werenigga during a full moon, one's skin and hair pigmentation darkens, the hair becomes curly, and one becomes very tall with increased superhuman strength. To contract the condition, one must be bitten by a werenigga during a full moon.

3 times a month, under a full moon, Stan becomes a werenigga and craves watermelon.

by urbanmasterofslang21 July 8, 2014

werecow

A seemingly ordinary woman who morphs into a horrible monster once a month.

er... i'd better be going now, i have to get home befor it turns into a werecow

by cocksmoke December 16, 2004

I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.

>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"

by MwC June 6, 2004

scary werewolf

a simple move where a male blows his load onto his partner's face, then throws a handfull of pubic hair into the goo. Pubic hair may either be previously shaven and stored; or if the donator is a real man, ripped out in the heat of the moment

Rich just gave his boyfriend a scary werewolf last night! Needless to say, they are no longer having the buttsex!

by Anon253243 January 28, 2007