Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.
by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024
A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.
"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."
by thisability November 02, 2018
by Gavery March 07, 2014
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by Groundhogg May 19, 2017
Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 07, 2018
*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.
by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017