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Tool

Verb/Noun: to use a device for masturbation OR the device used for masturbation.

From root latin: ORGA meaning a TOOL or PHALLUS, (or instrument).
A: Do you think it's OK to masturbate
B: Why not? If you're on your own I can't see anything wrong with using a TOOL."
by Tony du Angletere June 29, 2022
mugGet the Toolmug.

tool

synonym for dick, prick, or dickhead. Definition can apply to a guy's penis, or to someone who acts like a dick.
1. My boss won't get off my ass - he's such a tool.

2. That chick really likes my tool.
by drrobert October 26, 2011
mugGet the toolmug.

Tool

Someone who you would describe as dumb, stupid or silly
by SH1526 September 29, 2020
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tool

one who is sometimes referred to as 'amit'
It was amit! = It was tool!
Note the lower case 'a'
by amit? April 10, 2007
mugGet the toolmug.

Tool

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.
by al0newith20bucks August 9, 2020
mugGet the Toolmug.

Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
by aew920 September 29, 2014
mugGet the Tool Shedmug.

Tool

by Boom Roasted July 21, 2018
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