A Sushi Toothbrush is where you are woken up by someone who has recently fingered a woman sticking their index finger in your mouth and brushing your teeth like a toothbrush.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
Often performed on the morning after a party or by a moody wife thinking of different ways to get her husband out of bed.
Most effective when used on someone who has never eaten muff before.
(the night after a party)
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
Man: Is Jason still sleeping?
Woman: Yes, he's asleep upstairs, why?
Man: Well I just fingered a girl and I'm pretty sure this is going to be the best chance in my life I get to effectively Sushi Toothbrush someone.
Woman: You do know I'm Jason's mother, right?
Man: .... Your point is?
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