How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

luke baker

A snitch, an a-hole, no respect for himself or those around him, pedophile, porn addict, alcoholic, and all around wierdo.

Me: See that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, he's hanging out with my younger sister!
Me: Yeah, he's a total Luke baker.

by Dmick1326 July 5, 2016

Luke

A stupid shit that still plays Fortnite Battle Royale. Also gets a lot of money from a Dad, In Xbox giftcards.

Dude stop being a Luke!

by SuperCooljimmycock September 23, 2019

Luke/Kage

He’s a professional rapist....call him up for some bootiful hentai

Oi,Luke/Kage when are we gonna rape that hoe

by Luke/Kage June 18, 2018

The Luke Effect

When playing a character in a game and wining one time with that character then proceeding to main that character

Guy 1:Damm dude i just won a game with little mac and dude he is over powered i think i am going to main him
Guy 2: Dude your just experiencing The Luke Effect

by Soren-Senpai July 14, 2016

Luke

Best fucking person in the world likes snakes is good at basketball, loves cats and a women’s man if you have a Luke fucking suck his cock women it’s really big

Luke is fucking insanely cool

by Pandagold672 April 25, 2019

Lukes face

A ridiculously big fore head combined with the pizza grease and messed up nose.

Uh that hobo looks like lukes face

by My d small November 27, 2019