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Don't have a cow man

One of Bart Simpson's telltale catchphrases
"don't have a cow man" said Bart after he burnt down Skinner's house
by B. B. Turtle-Blackbee October 8, 2020
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Everyone I don't like

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law
by gela-kela July 28, 2021
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Don't Dead Open Inside

A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.

Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.

Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."
Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
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don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)
Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.
by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011
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don't care, didn't ask

Is what an asshole says when you tell something that is actually interesting.
It's often because they feel insecure about themselves or because they have had a lack of a father figure during their childhood.
This sentence is often followed by the therm "cringe"
"Yo man, sorry if I don't act the way I usually do, it's becausemy grandma died yesterday"
"don't care, didn't ask"
"what"
"That's kinda cringe bro"
by SpikyBlade November 2, 2022
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Don't stick ya dick in that

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener
Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"
by Toblerones April 14, 2021
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i don't give a fah

means what it says I don't give a fuck. Commonly used when sombody is talking to you and you don't care.
Bob: Dude check out that guy he has a nice-.
Werner: Dude I don't give a fah.
by pooner May 27, 2003
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