Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.

Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.

by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

Cooking

When someone or something is just starting to get a rhythm or feel for something they do or say, they are cooking.

Don't get this term mixed up with serve, you serve someone after you have been cooking

Bro 1: Bro, this definition is nice, this dude has been cooking this definition up

Bro 2: Fr bro this dude just served us a whole definition, even my kids can eat after this one.

by ThuhWhiteKidOvaThare December 8, 2024

cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.

I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024

that’s cook!

when something seems like bullshit

“yo Ms.Cook totally gave me an F for that paper!”
“what?? that’s cook!”

by myriadofhair November 21, 2017