The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025

Kentucky Thumb

The act of taking one's thumb and jamming it in a bloody, gaping, hole and/or skin flaps.

I gave her the ol' Kentucky Thumb and I still can't get all the blood out from under my nail but she thanked me, oh yeah, she thanked me.

by b4dth3r4py May 20, 2021

Kentucky Thumb

Whilst getting dominanted by a faulty 50BMG SLAP round, the shooter who is either getting spanked by recoil and or bitch slapped by gun parts inserts an erect thumb into their jugular vein to control the intense secretion of bodily fluids.

After I tied my RN50 to my ballsack, which exlploded from a 161,000 psi blast, not 85,000 psi. My severed arteries and shredded balls required the maneuver known as the Kentucky Thumb.

by Infamous Griefer May 20, 2021

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

Thumbs up

your obsessed with 1 guy

thumbs up just because

by littlems October 6, 2022

Thumb The Knob

When you are putting a hold on proceeding with plans because you are having to wait on someone to catch up (i.e. Holding down the elevator door open button for the slower movers of the group).

Jordan: Why are you so late?
Jim: Sorry, I had to thumb the knob for Beth cause she needed to finish her show.

by Paragon of Virtue March 12, 2015

Low set thumbs

More people listen to people with low set thumbs, because they are considered more courageous and give compliments to females.

Guy- I wanted to keep my thumbs low a little bit longer, but I didnt feel like being brave or complimentary today.
Guy with low set thumbs- You lazy fucking coward piece of shit, lower your thumbs before I break them.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020