Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.

bruh you look like Soggy Waffles

by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019

waffle stacker

Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles

Look at that guys walk. He’s for sure a waffle stacker

by Averagejoe1 June 5, 2022

Cock Waffle

A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems

Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.

by Bjl317 August 5, 2019

waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.

Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.

by B nasty August 6, 2014

Ass-Waffle

(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.

"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."

by March1392 October 29, 2012

Stink Waffle

A black man, With an attitude, Holding a hen, Most likely stole 5 things before actually holding up the hen.

Look at that Stink Waffle, He's wearing my watch!!!

by JacobDickerson January 2, 2012

Drain Waffle

When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.

Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle

by Lady death May 28, 2019