Nuts as Fuck

This term is used when describing something that is crazy, insane, fucking nuts, etc.

After those cops showed up at the party, everything got nuts as fuck!

by Francois Dillinger December 4, 2010

Wharf nut

A distinct smell after sex that reminds one of low tide.

Someone comes into a room after a sexual encounter and says, "Man, it smells like a wharf nut in here."

by Erin777 February 14, 2010

Post Nut

Post Nut is when you regret jerking off to something so bad you cry and never want to see your tiny cock again.

I got Post Nut last night after watching Lesbians Pooping

by funnymanbro April 22, 2022

Nut Grease

The white crusty stain that resides of a chair that was given to you but was previously owned by a sweaty fat peice of shit.

OMG Thats like the terminator of nut grease! it keeps coming back!

by David Love June 23, 2008

nut soup

The sweat the gathers around a mans balls and crotch during hot and humid weather.

Jimmy; Damn dude, it sure is a hot one.

Kendall; Yeah man, These nuthuggin jeans sure don't help! pretty soon they're gonna be soaked in nut soup!

by kingjo August 24, 2007

nutting green

A small patch of pubic hair left on the pubic mound for the purpose of having a man cum on it.

I made use of Susie's nutting green last night when I pulled out.

by el diabla May 23, 2007

deez nuts

The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.

Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!

by Brock Way April 26, 2004