Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.
This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye
Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

by Dunnwrong61 June 28, 2025

by iPhone lover January 26, 2017

by ZaitoUTAU September 3, 2019

Italian Brainrot is a form of internet content that is-- you know what? fuck it. this shit is not good at all. this FUCKING AI slop is getting driven through the depths of every platform. Just no.
by ____---____ May 22, 2025
