downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.

I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

downloading the virus by Joey Boomer June 17, 2018

flood the volcano 

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

flood the volcano by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

cross the void 

To enter the unknown. Whether never done before or something new to the individual.

You know how Elon Musk sent a Tesla into space? Yeah, he really crossed the void!

When Jim was afraid to jump off the high dive the first time his friend shouted "You can do it Jim! Cross the Void!!!"

cross the void by Moto Void November 16, 2018

Maxine The Vaccine 

This is the definition of absolute goobario. Always picking his nose or watching anime in the corner.

Guy 1: Who's that goob in the corner picking his nose and watching anime

Guy 2: It must be Maxine The Vaccine

Maxine The Vaccine by Fire CHicke January 24, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable 

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

Buttering The Vegetable by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable 

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

Buttering The Vegetable by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

The on the volley dash 

When your partner is giving birth and you realise your not ready so you drop kick the baby back in and run off shouting panner!!

I had to to give her the on the volley dash lads I ain't ready yet

The on the volley dash by The big bad bat November 8, 2020