fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.

Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!

by mazx222 May 15, 2010

ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart

Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart

by Harley skeen October 16, 2017

Fart flapping

When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.

Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?

Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.

Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.

by nipsmandem May 18, 2014

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017