Short.
I didn't say it aloud this time, and I doubt you remember that story.
sorry.
I deleted a lot but didn't write what.
Fart you
I didn't say it aloud this time, and I doubt you remember that story.
sorry.
I deleted a lot but didn't write what.
Fart you
Pirby: She's a short woman. Very nice, (spike draws a gun and shots john with a pencil)
Pirby: See you in 40, Red Haired French woman
I owe u a drink, ill smoke cigarettes probably by then, if im poor that is, but if im cool, rich, ill be probably be selling, Clothes that is.
Pirby: *playing a tune of the past*
Mireya C. : shoots me in me with a fucking pistol
Spike: My hard headedness stops the bullet.
(boby pullido plays)
News reporter " World renowned pianist shot by her hair dresser"
Pirby: Fucking butar two times, IM ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK
Denny's waitress: Sick book
Pirby: shut the fuck up
N: Pirby walks away.
SCenE be like
*Phone rings*
Mireya: Who is it.
Dont fucking worry about it.
Mireya: *inner thoughts*
I should've married victor
A may: Time CAN'T ERASE
N: Aaron may the artist, bub
Mireya: shits herself
Mireya: FINE, im going to get a drink
A may: Take a fucking shower u fucking hag
Narrator: She walks in to the bar alone, dressed in a green and brown outfit, and the ugliest shoes, I have ever
Mireya: I thought I would have met him here.
this shit sucks, i need a reality check.
only the herobrine part tho
Pirby: Wonder what that was smoking a ciggy in the back
Pirby be like a busboy or sumn smokin cigs
*pirby dies*
Friend: What the fuck is this story
David: Idk my brother just farted i heard it through the wall
NO WHO IS RED HAR GLOCK IN MY RAWRIE GIRL
she be watchin george not found still idk why
Mireya C.
Pirby: See you in 40, Red Haired French woman
I owe u a drink, ill smoke cigarettes probably by then, if im poor that is, but if im cool, rich, ill be probably be selling, Clothes that is.
Pirby: *playing a tune of the past*
Mireya C. : shoots me in me with a fucking pistol
Spike: My hard headedness stops the bullet.
(boby pullido plays)
News reporter " World renowned pianist shot by her hair dresser"
Pirby: Fucking butar two times, IM ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK
Denny's waitress: Sick book
Pirby: shut the fuck up
N: Pirby walks away.
SCenE be like
*Phone rings*
Mireya: Who is it.
Dont fucking worry about it.
Mireya: *inner thoughts*
I should've married victor
A may: Time CAN'T ERASE
N: Aaron may the artist, bub
Mireya: shits herself
Mireya: FINE, im going to get a drink
A may: Take a fucking shower u fucking hag
Narrator: She walks in to the bar alone, dressed in a green and brown outfit, and the ugliest shoes, I have ever
Mireya: I thought I would have met him here.
this shit sucks, i need a reality check.
only the herobrine part tho
Pirby: Wonder what that was smoking a ciggy in the back
Pirby be like a busboy or sumn smokin cigs
*pirby dies*
Friend: What the fuck is this story
David: Idk my brother just farted i heard it through the wall
NO WHO IS RED HAR GLOCK IN MY RAWRIE GIRL
she be watchin george not found still idk why
Mireya C.
by seeyouin40jojispoon October 18, 2021
Get the Mireya C.mug. The cutest most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’s caring and will always love you no matter what. Well…. Depending on the situation 😂 He’ll always be there for you no Im any time of need. He’ll treat you right; but treat him right, or he won’t stay. He’s very very handsome and has a pretty good package going for him 😉
by FatKittyBitch July 23, 2022
Get the Gabriel Cmug. 
by Itsafact101 October 9, 2017
Get the hailey cmug. secks c is the better and more family-friendly way to say "sexy" and can be said by all children of christ
That guy is lowkey secks c, no cap embarrassed emoji sad emoji pray emoji peppa pig jumping into my stove emoji
by sendmemoneypls September 12, 2019
Get the secks cmug. C salt is the third type of assault.
First, there is general “assault.”
The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.
Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.
First, there is general “assault.”
The second type is B salt. Simply, it is the odd occasion when a Bee flies up ones shirt to sting them.
Then C salt; this is assault done on the sea or a large body of water. Typically it is on a yacht, and involves some sort of flotation device. It is more frequent than B salting, but less frequent than general assault.
by Youknowifyouknow July 22, 2019
Get the C saltmug. by Rosa <33 March 28, 2022
Get the Josephine Cmug.