When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.
Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!
by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011
Get the Shanghai Boat Ridemug. A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.
by Claymationdude June 14, 2017
Get the Homer Simpson Boat Drawmug. When the edges of the pepperoni (on pizza) curl up and hold a delicious pool of pepperoni flavored grease.
by Masterblastermisterfister April 17, 2017
Get the Pepperoni boatmug. by Big Dan's Air Boat Tours January 21, 2011
Get the air boatmug. That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.
That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.
See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film
Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)
That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.
See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film
Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)
by ohiokidokian69 May 13, 2025
Get the boat feelingsmug. Like a ship but platonic! A friendship you really love and endorse or want to see happen. Usually the boat will give you tons of serotonin when they interact or hang out together.
by eeeehg January 31, 2021
Get the boatmug. by L42069 February 3, 2021
Get the flesh boatmug.