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Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila
A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later
by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024
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Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
by Klochis April 18, 2016
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Tank

A grave digger. A nicca who cares about people. Don’t cheat. Love hot wings. Never break sumbody heart. A funny person. A quite but ready for anything person. Tank is just a good person.
Tank love his family.
by Johnotan November 23, 2021
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world of tanks lobby

Nero: Look at all these chicks swiping right on me on Tinder after I brought Premium.

Jeffery: WTF are those things its like a World of Tanks lobby.
by anonymous December 22, 2024
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Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.
Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!
by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021
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Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.
Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"
by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012
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hamster tank victim

GLLURG GLUURG PLEASE LET ME OUT MEEP MEEP FLUURURUGH FLURRUGH HELP MEEEP GLURHLE
a hamster tank victim was created when peanut mistook an aquarium as an enclosure for her new pet.
by sangre August 13, 2025
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