toolbrah

An asshole, one who only cares about themselves, dates the hottest girls, and thinks they are a badass, which they are. Also known as the person you wish you were, but will never be.

Mark? Yeah he's a toolbrah. Total toolbrah.

by brahskey August 21, 2009

Tool Box

Refers to a frat house whose population includes a "tool majority" (aka) many tools in one frat house

"Those tools from Alpha Kai ransacked our kitchen then legged it back to their tool box"

by XdancingqueenX September 14, 2009

tool bag

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools

Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools

by wordception June 18, 2011

Tool

A shitty band whose name describe not only its frontman, but also its fanbase.

"I thought I was listening to a Tool song. Turned out to be just some drunk guy rambling nonsense while playing a poorly tuned guitar very, very slowly."

"...That IS a Tool song, dude."

by I'm So Cratic February 17, 2019

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004

o'toolihan

a last name given to someone so that whoever you are talking to knows who you mean.

Alexis: So yesterday I was talking to Dan-
Melissa- Dan...?
Alexis: Dan O'toolihan

by imdashit June 10, 2005

not the brightest tool in the shed

When u dumb as hell

Them: what's 1+12?
You: 300
Them: WTF dude you stupid or summin?
You: im not the brightest tool in the shed.
Them: u a stupid hoe

by KappaKeepo123 December 28, 2015