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Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.
by macaddictr October 29, 2012
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Ex-Wife-In-Law

The ex-wife of your ex-wife's husband.
She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 2, 2024
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Kick Your Wife Day

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!
by coronaverus May 7, 2020
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Snow Wife

Snow Wife is a controversial "singer" not-songwriter, "known" for her association with producer and accused abuser Dr. Luke, as well as her reliance on heavy use of autotune and monotone vocals in her "music". Her lyrics often focus on over-sexualized themes and mundane melody choices, which have drawn criticism on website ATRL and Discord server "faguettes" for their objectification and lack of depth.

Despite her questionable minuscule talent, Snow Wife has managed to attract a very small but devoted following, largely comprised of fans who are drawn to her provocative aesthetic and explicit lyrics, easily comparable to those of fellow Dr. Luke collaborator "Kim Petras". However, her music has been widely panned by critics and industry professionals, who have described her voice as weak, faceless and unremarkable.
Have you heard Snow Wife's new song POOL? Yeah it's a skip, press delete.
by MatchMyFreakMiami July 3, 2024
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Wife

people that wanna make you deaf
"Dude my wife makes me wanna commit sucuide"
by SensesRequiem March 6, 2024
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Charge of the wife bregade

The act of pushing gender and race inclusivity by Hollywood for the exclusive purpose of making money.
Person A: Did you see that scene in endgame where all the women teamed up? That was badass.
Person B: That scene was cool but a real charge of the wife bregade.
by CptWondertoes October 31, 2019
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jotaros._.wife

amazing bitch, i don't blame you for wanting to immediately marry her. now go on tiktok and follow her or im gonna take ur toes :)
person1: have you heard of jotaros._.wife?
person2: yes i love her so much

person1: :DDD
by xed7even April 4, 2021
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