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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
mugGet the Meat Hooksmug.

the hook

When you’re having sex, and your penis breaks perpendicularly.
I was having sex with a girl and I got the hook! It hurt a lot.
by MRBanter101 December 31, 2018
mugGet the the hookmug.

Captain Hook Syndrome

Captain Hook Syndrome is essentially when a person misses a particular enemy he had to fight in the past. Named after the titalur Character: Captain Hook when he missed his foe Peter Pan in the 1991 film: Hook.
Example 1:
Person 1: You know, as much as I hated the Brony Fandom I kinda miss seeing them around everywhere so I could troll them.

Person 2: Heh, sounds like you have Captain Hook Syndrome.

Example 2:

"It took two eventful tours in Vietnam, a handful of medals, a knee full of shrapnel, and an honorable discharge before the unthinkable happened: Bill ran out of wars. But now an army of infected has declared war on humanity. After decades of aimless drifting and dead-end jobs, Bill's finally gotten back the only thing he ever wanted: an enemy to fight." - Bill's Biography, Left 4 Dead
by SocialJusticeHamster November 20, 2021
mugGet the Captain Hook Syndromemug.

Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
by The mad header July 24, 2015
mugGet the Pirate hookmug.

Hook

Slang turn for a family member or close friend. Action made when you hook your arm around the back of the neck

resting arm and hand on friends opposite shoulder forming a close embrace like a heterosexual half man on man hug
What da business is hook, good to see you my boi .
mugGet the Hookmug.

hooking bitch

A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.
"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."

"What a hooking bitch."
by SexyTrucker November 20, 2009
mugGet the hooking bitchmug.

Blue Hook

A political presidential map term that is used to describe how the democrats won the election in the western united states. If looked at on the 2020 presidential election result map, it represents a hook like shape. It was created when Arizona voted democrat in the 2020 presidential elections.

The term is a "spinoff" from a term used to describe the democratic party winning states between 1992 to 2012 by creating a so called "Blue Wall".

The "Blue Hook" is made of the states Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado. Colorado represents the tip of the hook, while Arizona representing the bottom arc of the hook.
person 1: Wow, Biden got Arizona surprisingly.

person 2: Yah, now it seems not only they have a blue wall almost back but look, they now even created a Blue Hook with Arizona.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
mugGet the Blue Hookmug.

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