tummy sticks

The rubbing of 2 men's penis on each others stomachs while inserting fingers into buttholes.

Dirt and Lowell were tired after a long night of tummy sticks and their assholes hurt.

by Jerry Curlin July 3, 2007

Stockholm

To engage in sexual activity in, on, around, or otherwise involving furniture. Preferably performed in an IKEA outlet which, given the chaotic environment, will likely go by unnoticed.

Dude, I totally gave her the Stockholm last night! Busted all over the couch!

MY NEW COUCH?

Yeah, but it's from IKEA.

Oh that's so literal, word.

by Dr. Moriarty September 14, 2009

tummy sticks

the act of tummy sticks occurs when two heterosexual men simultaneously have boners and want to hug each other a lot.

two guys, pink and stink.

pink: hey stink, i have a hard-on.

stink: you know what? this may sound crazy, but I have a hard-on too!

pink: wanna hug?

stink/pink: tummy sticks!

by the machine operated dildo October 8, 2008

stock

What is readily availiable. Unlimited applications, which, knowing how this site workd, will mean faggot.

There are X of item Y in stock.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Rocks My Socks

An extremely stupid phrase used by pop star-crazed 13-year-old girls.

"Oh my god! Like Justin Timberlake rocks my socks!"

by Takiami Fujioko October 12, 2003

rocks in tube socks

having crack cocaine hidden in your tube socks

person 1: wheres dem rocks at nigga?
person 2: the rocks in tube socks, mayne.

by ghetty greg May 8, 2006

stock douche

A term used by trust fund turds.

TFT: Ted told me he bought the OMGWTFBBQ stocks back when they were going at five bucks each. I mean, what a stock douche, right?

Person: Fucking trust fund baby. *walks away*

by Alloa May 10, 2010