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Fuck Steve Jobs 

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.
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minecraft steve nsfw 

Guy 1: did you see that minecraft steve nsfw
Guy 2: that was some weird shit
minecraft steve nsfw by Nioko January 20, 2022

Creamy Steve 

The greatest tradesman of all time.

An absolute in the building trade.
Yes you are a good worker but youre not as good as Creamy Steve.

Cal and Jay think they are good joiners but no match, not even close, to Creamy Steve.
Creamy Steve by Crumplesnatch March 24, 2023

my pet named Steve 

i love my pet named Steve
all hail My pet named Steve

Hey, Steve! 

The latest fookin' marvellous (occasional) character in strongbadia - is all.
"Hey, Steve!" - that's it.
Hey, Steve! by ni gyl May 9, 2003

Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.
Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"
Mullet Steve by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006

Sunny Steve 

Sunny Delight + Vodka
The best morning treat
I just had a big cup of Sunny Steve, this is going to be a great day!
Sunny Steve by IUHoosiers November 12, 2010