Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Squirreled

While a guy is below you, you step on thier crotch and spread there legs apart to the point where it hurts very bad.
Jen walked over to Jayden and squirreled him and Jayden screamed
by Ljhnh September 24, 2017
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squirreled

when a girl is sucking your nuts and she bites them
damn, that girl just squirreled my shit
by dylan_stask March 25, 2023
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Squirrel Lean

Squirrel lean is a yellow color of Lean that comes from squirrels in a process called trapping
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squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
by PurplePenis99 July 08, 2009
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squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal
Dam squirrel milk again
by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019
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skinning squirrels

Secretly jacking off
Where you been?

Hiding out in the back room skinning squirrels.
by BeavisBeavis May 18, 2025
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