Satan

People that admit to being it.

The couple confessed unto being Satan.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 31, 2025

Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.

He Believes in Messianic Satanism.

by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013

Biblical Satanism

A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.

Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?

by CromBomb September 24, 2017

Tomato Satan

A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.

Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.

Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.

Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.

Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.

by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017

reverse satan

When you suck a fuck on ur way to heaven, it's gods dick

Man, I bet he did the reverse Satan when he died

by Stanist9696,6969 November 10, 2017

Sempnothetic satanist

Group of persons who claimed to be satanists but doesn't believe or worship satan as their savior and betray him and neither participate with catholic rituals as they are a bit satanic in sense

He is not going to church. He is a sempnothetic satanist

by Anonymous lord January 14, 2019

Eulian Satanism

Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".

"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."

by eulian-guild November 1, 2019