Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

soft wentz

the softest kid in the mother fucking world

mini mircoSOFT eminem lookin like mother fucker

by Leo Cuomo October 8, 2004

Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

On soft

To be Fresh is to be on soft

Sammy: Omo boss how today go be
Kelvin: e go dey on soft bro

by Softwork January 7, 2021

Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

soft trans

A trans person who patiently explains trans issues to cisgender people

"I wanna ask them about gender stuff because i dont really get it"
"Just ask them, theyre soft trans, they dont mind"

by Babie sim January 19, 2021