Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

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Kabuki Shit-slide

When something goes so horribly wrong, that you feel like you're being dragged through a slip and slide covered in a Japanese woman's diarrhoea

When those girls kept laughing at me, it felt like a Kabuki Shit-slide

by SPART323 May 6, 2024

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Moon slide

When diarrhea wakes you up from sleep at night

After visiting taco bus, I awoke to a moon slide

by Rcm380 September 9, 2022

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The Serenbe Slide

The act of an affluent white woman consuming copious amounts of wine and proceeding to send sexually suggestive messages to the social media inbox of an unsuspecting and typically uninterested potential mate.

Woooo boy! I feel bad for Sergio, Karen went a little overboard in the Costco wine aisle and an hour later she did the Serenbe Slide into his dm's!

by Serenbe Sam March 21, 2023

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Flip n Slide

This sexual endeavor involves a standing male and female who are both unclothed at the top of a cobbled hill covered in lube. Man runs towards female backwards and back flips so his erect peni ends up in her mouth. The force of the flip then slams the womens head to the floor causing concussion and thus both members of the act slide down the hill in a 69 position.

"wheres stacey?"
"she's in hospital, heard she did the Flip n slide last night"

by ket hunter June 5, 2018

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