Sausage Head

A skinny head like a pepperami...

Oi sausage head...why didn't you go mad wen Mr Crump put your heed in a vice. Come back and finish me off. Time is money...

by El Mexico June 15, 2016

lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

by slithy January 14, 2009

Sausage Snorkler

An extremely gay person, a cock sucker

That dude is being a major sausage snorkler.

by The Shibby April 18, 2010

sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free

that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.

by sweet cheeks80632 July 2, 2008

awesome sausage

emotion of gratification in a compromised situation; showing pleasure by giving reference to the compromise bewteen awesome flavorings of sausage, each together sacrificing their induividuality and independence to combine to form one tasty breakfast treat

Going to the party instead of your mom's house? That's awesome sausage bro!

by PrettyRicky808 November 6, 2011

sausage box

vagina

ex 1: "im gunna stuff your sausage box so hard"

ex 2: "so did you get with stacey?" "yeah i fucked her in sausage box."

by jatshateghandi June 17, 2019

Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.

Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"

by mesgônimo June 20, 2015