salty codger

when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

by Smartaleec9 March 8, 2019

salty

When you smash your controller on the table when you lose a game, a league player is another exampel. When you rage so much that the house blows up. ALLAHUA AKBAR

FUCK SHIT; THIS GAME SHIT FUCK SALTY SHIT

by Lildevel January 4, 2017

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Salty Socket

Pissing in an electrical outlet

Remember when Johnny died from the salty socket?

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

salty

ricegum because he is irrelvent

ricwgum is salty because ksi makes better music

by YourLocalKababman August 21, 2021

salty-milk

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

Salty Mess

The actions of finishing on your partner then immediately after pissing on them to finish the job.

I’m going to give Rebecca a (salty mess) when we get home.

by Astro Dew August 20, 2025