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Salty Hair Net 

When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.
Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!
Salty Hair Net by Embermatic September 10, 2013

Salty pretzel 

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.
Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

salty cracker

when you get a cracker and jerk off into it (usually in a group) the way to play is get in a group and jerk into a cracker, whoever jizzes last has to eat the cracker.
the jocks forced a nerd to play salty cracker they forced him to eat the cracker

Salty Dog 

In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.
Salty Dog by JxTwin June 9, 2009

Salty Bear 

A term used as an insult / sarcastic phrase to a person that just got salted upon.

Comes from something to do with a place in Canada, called Salty Bear. Originates from a very large town in Massachusetts called Framingham. Used excessively on the hockey and lacrosse teams in both the youth and high-school levels, as well on online video games after getting owned.
IXIBKSIXI : -- {Game Winning Kill Cam, No Scope Head Shot}

Spectators : OOHS, SALTY BEAR!!!!

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FHS Hockey Player : -- {Dangles and Scores a dirty goal}

Spectators : ooooohhhhsshhiittt, SALTY BEAR!
Salty Bear by IXIBKSIXI April 13, 2010

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.
"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room last night and needed to wash up immediately afterward."
Salty Sailor by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015