bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.

“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”

by spherika December 20, 2023

Omaha Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, this involves someone defecating on their sexual partner’s chest after consuming large quantities of corn.

For our 10th anniversary, my wife decided to spice things up by giving me an Omaha Steamer.

by BornEnigma December 25, 2023

Stanley Steamer

Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.

I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!

by Paul Phinebaum January 6, 2024

Pittsburgh Steamer

Play on the famous term Cleveland Steamer. When the Pittsburgh Steelers let another team beat them so bad it's like the other team took a dump on their chest and rolled around in it.

The Pittsburgh Steamers let the Bill's take it to the house.

by Denver Donkey January 15, 2024

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

Royal steamer

The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.

The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.

by pickle-chips July 10, 2024

Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024