squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

by psychogem April 21, 2017

Squirreling

When a guy puts his whole ballsack in a girls vagina.

Squirreling my girl is the best! Just hide my nuts all up in it!

by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019

ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

Squirrel Man

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life

The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters

by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.

Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.

by Ksuz June 16, 2009

Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.

"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.

by Drone24601 August 6, 2022