when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
Get the hawk smash mug.A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.
Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
by Stigglyz June 22, 2011
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Get the Semi-Smart Phone mug.Jake: Hey Sam can you get me the control by your feet?
Sam: What? *walks away*
Jake: Seriously? You just pulled The Smango on me? B*tch
Sam: What? *walks away*
Jake: Seriously? You just pulled The Smango on me? B*tch
by MarcusJames September 12, 2011
Get the The Smango mug.Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."
by mysticblum3 July 18, 2012
Get the douche smacker mug.A descriptive term for a college student who turns their small dorm room into a functional, stylish, and smart place to live by combining space saving ideas with stylish, comfortable, and functional decor.
by DormSmart Girl October 12, 2012
Get the dorm smart mug.Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area.
2 oz Premium Vodka
1 oz Smart Energy Shots
1 oz lime juice
8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.
2 oz Premium Vodka
1 oz Smart Energy Shots
1 oz lime juice
8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.
by DrinkSF May 25, 2013
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