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Shufflomancy

The discerning of signs, portents & omens from the songs chosen by one's mp3 player on random shuffle.

First coined by Kristopher Logan
"I found out my fortune by shufflomancy today."

"One can use shufflomancy to determine one's fate."
by marliemellow April 15, 2009
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snuffle fluff

the polite way to call someone fat, usually used for people bigger than you who will totally beat the living shit out of you.
kid: hey do you think pauls a tad snuffle fluffy?

kid39: yea.

kid: yea
by FINLANDIZTHEBOMB March 18, 2009
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souffleish

To show metrosexual or gay or homosexual qualities. To have a flamboyant dressing sense.
Ryan Seacrest is Souffleish.
by Cartman461 July 27, 2009
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stufflebeamer

A person who refuses to do any work but relies on others for results. This type of person usually sleeps in class and abuses fellow students when awake. A stufflebeamer also tends to have an obsession with pop icons such as Lady Gaga.
"Wow, he did a really good job on that project."
"Are kidding me?! He's a mega stufflebeamer, he beat up Sami till she did the work."
by lady_gaga_loves_you_still February 28, 2010
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Shufftek

The way of describing a person who listens to techno and is a mad good shuffler. To describe more than one of these people the word becomes 'Shufftekz' because the inclusion of the letter 'z' makes everything so much cooler. The original word was created by a girl called Lily Colin for the original and still best Shufftek of all time; Josh Potter
That guy is such a Shufftek!
Check out that group of Shufftekz!
by Mentos1234 February 3, 2010
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Souffle Puff

An overabundance of belly and/or back fat that protrudes beyond the confines of one's waistband, creating a soft landing place for a crop top or undersized t-shirt. Akin to a muffin top but grotesquely larger, wobblier and smellier.
Ugh! Girl, that ain't no muffin top, that's a fully risen souffle puff. Lemme get you a bigger shirt.
by bettybop May 8, 2011
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stuffle butter

When stufflebeam is trying to give you his sweet, sweet man butter all over that little Ollie ass. (Ollie is a man-dime)
Why's he like that? Oh, he's just trying to give his stuffle butter
by Blammer18 March 13, 2015
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