rednecks

stoopid, ignorant, rascist, inscest bastards of the south. usually, theyre fat, missin half thur teef, dirty, smelly, stoopid, cant reed ur rite wurth shit,and married to thur sister.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.

redneck: my muthers my sister
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

rednecks

they have rednecks and gop to nascar races with their sisters who are also there wives

NASCAR races are fun for them cause theyre poor

by Jacob stier November 22, 2003

rednecks

A person from Kentucky who is inbreed. They are sometimes racist, or they might just like the Confederate Flag and not be racist. They watch TV shows like the Dukes of Hazzard and Have over 10 Junk Cars in their pasture. And Chews tobacco, Flunked out of pre-school and always has a pick-up truck. They always have a fishin pole or shut gun with them and wears camo all the time.

I just saw a bunch of rednecks in the back of a truck try to chase a deer down.
I aint no redneck I am a hick.
I aint no redneck i am a hillbilly.

by John Sheehan December 8, 2006

Red Neck

Generally a white male from Alabama. Enjoys insulting people of an apparent lower intelligence when they themselves have managed to pull off many dumb stunts in the past that should have killed them. These activities include things like drifting and making video tapes of themselves driving cars that were cool in the seventies. Due to the rednecks ability to fuck like monkeys, most scientist outside of Alabama believe the redneck will soon become the majority in America. Rednecks have been spotted as high up as Washington State. Although the population generally wont take kind to them and drive them out of the state many states have reported a redneck problem.

God this car is sick, mint condition from '75 and she drives like a dream" "i swear to god man if you weren't already fucking your car you'd be fucking your sister you god damn Red Neck.

by billy micheals. January 10, 2011

red neck weather station

erect nipples on a female, usually in a t-shirt and no bra
indicating that it's cold or she's ready to mate

guys at a bar: man it must be cold the red neck weather station is on!

by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009

Red Neck

one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)

larry the cable guy, ron white, jeff foxworthy...

by Sluj October 24, 2004

Redneckishness

Displaying a behaviour, manner related to redneck tendencies.

There is some obvious redneckishness in the act of catching catfish by hand.

by ncSteeltoe August 16, 2011