by annanicolesmif October 5, 2006
Get the b-realmug. Ain'tcha heard? It's that new show where they take one white guy and make him live with six of the craziest black people.
From The Mad Real World:
White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."
Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."
Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."
Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."
White guy: "Tyree...you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie."
Tyree: "Now wait a minute you got that all wrong. I ain't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed-ed it."
Katie: "Yeah, Tyree, you had sex with me too..."
Tyree: "Correction. I had sex with Katie."
by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006
Get the the mad real worldmug. by GOD May 13, 2005
Get the flip you for realmug. A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.
Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010
Get the Get a Real Haircutmug. Drink Up:
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
I think the warning on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid.
Here are a few I would suggest:
"Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
Extended: Real Realism For Realists
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
"Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."
"If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."
"Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."
"Men: When emptying your pockets after a night of using this product, you may come across a human finger, a wad of Turkish money and a snapshot of a naked ex-convict named Dogmeat. The photo will be scribed, 'To Dave, my new old lady.'"
"Women: Drinking this product and enough of it and you will spend the rest of your life raising malnourished children and rusting trailer with a man that sleeps all day. Except for rapes."
by BorisTheBitchhound January 25, 2010
Get the Real Realism For Realistsmug. The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
by blinkythecomputer January 13, 2022
Get the Real Isopod Hoursmug. A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.
Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".
Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".
by MobbParadise May 8, 2021
Get the Real Muthaphuckkin G'smug.