Pulling A Chapman

To masturbate outside, at night, on your deck or patio. Preferably in cold weather.

David's wife caught him Pulling A Chapman last night.

by ProblemSolver February 26, 2011

Pull a Bueller

To make yourself absent from an event.

Mike: "Yo man I wanna go to this party but my mom wants me to go to my grandmothers funeral."

Matt: "Dude just pull a Bueller."

by Rudeboiiiiii September 10, 2009

Pull a Craig

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.

Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.

by MadTrad February 23, 2022

pulled a beyonce

when a singer releases a new song/album out of nowhere

Coldplay pulled a Beyonce! They released a new song!

by mockingjay22 March 8, 2014

Pulling a Grody

Grodies are people who have a strong dislike for all forms authority, be it school, police, the government, their parents, or what have you. To Pull a Grody is to commit some sort of heinous act against a form of authority, usually in a violent manner, however violence is not necessarily a requirement.

"My idiot friend is out pulling a Grody by tossing molotov cocktails at police cars."

by DocGadsden July 29, 2018

Pulling a kuhn

When you go to a party, dab out the competition.... and procede to fuck their hoes!

Did you see Jon and joe? They just pulling a kuhn

by King james25 February 9, 2017

Pulling a Molly

Purchasing clothing, shoes, and other sundry items with the expressed intent of using them once or twice and then returning them for a full refund.

How much did you spend on that new dress? Don't sweat it, I'm keeping the tags on it and pulling a molly by returning it after I wear it few times.

by Something Cryptic February 23, 2023