Mash potato

Mash potato is a unit of measure for a single nut. The ratio between mash potato and tigers is 13:1

I’ve tightened that bolt to 8 mash potato. That’s roughly 0.615 tigers.

by B shift oxford June 20, 2021

Bottlecap Potato

The epitome of cringe

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"

by Bottlecap Potato June 20, 2021

Hot Potato

A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.

Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.

Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.

by Potter Fan 515 June 21, 2021

mystic potato

1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.

2# Nickname for friend or significant other.

1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?

by Doggydoggboi February 26, 2023

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

the Potato Empire is AMAZING.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022