Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.

by histephen May 23, 2020

Podiceps cristatus

From the latin; Picking both of ones nostrils at the same time. Lit. trans. "Double Pick"

You should have seen this guys <i>podiceps cristatus</i>, those fingers were all jammed up there!

by Jonathan Donaldson January 27, 2004

polite laughter

The act of laughing in an encouraging demeanor.

Tyler let put some polite laughter when Kenzie choked on the water as she took a hit of the gravity bong.

by GlunkleBrooks August 30, 2016

Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

Sitting politely

When your cat sits with their front legs crossed.

My cat has such great manners. Look at her there, sitting politely.

by SyriusFerreal June 18, 2019

Bear policy

It’s a company policy for what to do if something happens to an employee, for example they quit or get eaten by a bear.

What plans does your company have to preserve that person’s knowledge and have someone else at the company take on their role? Do they even know or care that a bear policy is important to have? And that in the uk a bear policy is also known as a bus policy?

by Sexydimma May 18, 2022

policemen

The fattest cucks in the world that won't shoot any white person but will beat a black person for no reason.

"Hey look Brook! The policemen were beating a black man for no reason but when a white guy was robbing the corner store, they did nothing!"

by resoro June 25, 2020