The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.
At the top of the star is music.
In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.
At the bottom is hair and hobbies.
Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.
This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
At the top of the star is music.
In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.
At the bottom is hair and hobbies.
Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.
This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.
by loveCasiotone May 23, 2005
Get the five points of scenesterdommug. Breezy point is a kickass place where people are Irish or Italian. This place is wild in the summer, half the kids start Drinking at Age 15 and dose not stop till they die. Every kid waits till Mardi Gra witch is a awesome day with a parade and non stop drinking. There is 2 beach clubs breezy and silvergul, breezy surf club is where all the Rockaway and Marien Park kids go And all the Breezy kids go to silvergul. In my opinon this is the Best place to live.
by Connor926 October 8, 2011
Get the Breezy Point ,Queensmug. When a chick is smokin hot, but there is something about her that gets in the way of giving her a perfect 10. Usually she is hot but way too dumb, or just used a double (or triple) negative and has low self esteem. If your dick is doing the thinking she is a 9.9, but if your brain kicks in even a little bit she drops to a 9.1 or so. Hence the confusion and she hangs out in the 9. something area depending on your mood.
That chick over there is so hot but super trashy....she is about a 9 point....9 point.....aw shit I can't decide, 9 point somethin.
by Dillio yo September 8, 2006
Get the 9 point somethinmug. Raising both arms and pointing with your index finger on both hands. Both from the right, and then to the left toward the nose bleed section.
This is done immediately after phonetically doing the Sports Center theme music. (e.g. "Duh Nuh Nah, Duh Nuh Nah!")
Although this has been done by sports figures in the past, it was popularized by Hunter Klein aka "Kleinage".
If you ever see someone "point to their fans", punch them in the face for being a faggot. They don't have fans. Only Kleinage has fans.
This is done immediately after phonetically doing the Sports Center theme music. (e.g. "Duh Nuh Nah, Duh Nuh Nah!")
Although this has been done by sports figures in the past, it was popularized by Hunter Klein aka "Kleinage".
If you ever see someone "point to their fans", punch them in the face for being a faggot. They don't have fans. Only Kleinage has fans.
by Kleinage March 15, 2011
Get the Point To My Fansmug. by intact identity December 2, 2009
Get the three point starmug. by ValorVctorian July 6, 2018
Get the victory point cafemug. Cool points awarded during a quarantine when a radical t-shirt is purchased. For example, If the shirt reads something funny like "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!" then approx. 888 cool points shall be awarded.
888 Quarantine cool points have been awarded to you my friend because that shirt that says "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!".
by Random Dad May 17, 2020
Get the Quarantine cool pointsmug.