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Patrick

The guy who came into my life and I didn't realise how much he would later mean to me. First, when you talk to him, he's shy, cute and awkward, but he has the sweetest and most kind heart. He brought out the best of me, a side to me I never thought I would ever see again, he brought out my inner child, the type of guy you would have a conversation with for hours and hours and still have so many things to talk about. The most patient and understanding person ever, someone you can definitely count on, this boy who stays loyal to the people he loves, his family and friends, he has a very warm heart and a beautiful soul. Yes, he may say some jokes that can cut you, but you can never stay mad at him, ever, you can always have a laugh with him too. He's very passionate when talking about the things he loves, you can always see that bright beautiful and infectious smile of his. He also has very strong political views on some things, but it's for what he thinks is the best and always has good intentions. He's a very smart and humble man, the man I fell in love with, the man with the eyes that I could stare at all day long, the man that makes me feel safe, comforted, makes me feel at home, someone who brought back the smile on my face, the man that is also someone I can call my best friend, the man I'm am proud to call my boyfriend, the man that I hope to marry and spend the rest of my life with, the man that promises to love me every day til the day we die.
If you ever come across a Patrick, treat him well, and take care of him, he's really special and you'll never find a man like him.
I hope I can meet Patrick in my next life somehow, I love him dearly.

On the 22nd of April 2023 is the day Patrick asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, he makes me feel like the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, I am so madly in love with him, he completes me.
by turkishdelightwife July 7, 2023
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patrick swaze

while haveing sex with you girlfiend u fantisize about fucking her sister or her mother
dude wen i fuck my girl i soooooo patrick swaze about her mom
by sucky123 March 8, 2009
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St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.
Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.
by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025
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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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The Patrick Effect

The act of correcting your posture because someone next to you is doing it perfectly.

Patrick was rumored to be a dude with such impecable posture that you could see people around him straighten their backs and stand taller. Whenever this happens you can call it "The Patrick Effect".
You see your friend straighten his back because someone next to him is sitting with perfect posture . You might say to him: «You just felt the power of "the Patrick Effect" dude»
by Idcortex August 5, 2017
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Ryan Patrick McDonough

The worlds best boyfriend! Has the most incredible smile and charming personality. Is one of the most inspiring people and deserves the world and more.
by TSlack September 2, 2021
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Patrick

1. (Verb) To snitch on someone, especially someone you personally know
2. (Noun) To be known as a snitch
1. John patricked on everyone in the group chat. Now we all have detention.
2. Don’t be a Patrick, don’t tell anyone else about this.
by CC214 May 10, 2018
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