minimum pimping

When something really sucks.

That car Araminta is driving is so minimum pimping that I refuse to ride around in it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Pimp maneuver

A very smooth way of hooking up with the opposite way. Has many way that can be done.

Yo look at Kris dood! His pimp maneuver is way up there!

by lolatoise February 4, 2010

Pimp Whiskers

The lines left on someone's face after either a bitch slap or pimp slap. Either side of the hand has a similar effect.

You shoulda seen the Pimp Whiskers Sharita was sporting after JJ caught that Ho hanging all over Tyrone!!!

by Boogie D December 14, 2011

pimp schnizzle

To concur with someone that is also a wanna be oreo that something is bad ass, new, or fresh.

To believe that something is equally dope.

Man, that movie was the pimp schnizzle.

by Stvizzle September 15, 2006

butt pimping

The action of one hand staying level and straight out while the other hand continually 'pumps' the ass. Commonly used on strippers in order to give proper lovings.

Hey bra, lemme give your gf some butt pimping.
nah dude she's taken and not a stripper

by An observant human being, November 2, 2014

Textbook Pimp

a male who derives all his female wooing steps by first congregating with fellow, natural pimps and experienced girls, before even sending a text, message, voicemail, date, etc.

guy1- Can you believe Danny boy scored a date with Charol? Shes FAR beyond his league..

guy2- Well, Danny has been hanging out with that preppy kid, Todd who gets all the ladies and i've heard he's referred to Todd before typing each, and every text message to her. Psh. obviously it doesn't come natural to this Textbook Pimp..

by kx186 December 30, 2008

Pimp Dressed

when one is in attire that is appropriate for a professional workplace environment, but very stylish, either by clothing attire and or color schemes. Thus bringing positive attention to the individual or getting hate from haters that are hating.

Did you catch mike at the meeting?

No!
Too bad, he was all pimp dressed and was looking lollipop good.

by Chulo$ May 10, 2010